This is not to meant to offend anyone, and is purely in fun. If it does become a problem, I will gladly nuke and lock my own post
A couple of us were playing CoH when I hear screaming over the mic. "IT'S JESUS!". Below is our story of adventure.
We walked out of the magic shop, drooling over some SO objects (very good enhancements for you non CoH players). A light shone down, as a NPC named Jesus walked in front of us as we stepped out of the store.
Seeing such an important figure, a large following quickly formed behind him, people literally running to see him!
I felt extremely proud, as he personally noticed my accomplishments in life, I vowed too follow in his footsteps for life!
Some people began to have doubts about who we were following, so we were blessed with a sign. He walked right through the wall, wood and all!
We soon ran into trouble, and I valiently gave myself up as a sacrafice. Medpack on the other hand ran away...
But soon after, Jesus had abandoned me, Medpack came to be my true saviour, bringing me back to life! I now follow him around attempting to gain more followers...