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titaniumrogertitaniumroger Join Date: 2002-10-15 Member: 1503Members Posts: 69
Simpsons
ok, who out there likes the simpson's?
I want you to come up with the best quote from the Simpson's that you can think of.  ::asrifle::
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  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members Posts: 4,832 Auto Verified
    "Doh.. nuts" -Homer Simpson
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  • MonklaMonkla Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1458Members Posts: 87
    "what about the wiener(sp?). i saw a guy lift a paint can once"- homer

    they were talking about what was the strongest part of the body
    another is

    "now this place moes you were at what was it?"-insurance guy
    homers brain: dont tell him you were at a bar. ah but what else is open at 3 am.
    "i was at a pornography shop. i was buying pornagraphy"- homer
    I am the lord of the DANCE
  • Lord_FrodoLord_Frodo Join Date: 2002-09-26 Member: 1333Members Posts: 301
    "Or what?! You'll release the dogs? or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

    "Then came the rocks. Jagged rocks. Cutting me with their jags."

    "We obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house!"

    ... the simpsons is great. I think it's outclassed by a couple other cartoons though, like:

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force
    Sealab 2021

    if you haven't seen either of those you're missing out... cartoon network, adult swim, on late late late at night!

    "FRYLOCK, BURN THE HOUSE DOWN, THERE'S A MONSTER IN MEATWAD'S ROOM!"

    "Sweet sweet nectar, it's like my pool is tearin' @$$ around the back yard... but it's standin' still."

    "Oh look out there, one hundred dollars! Go and get it... and save us... from all the money."
    I think, therefore I'm a yam.
  • Umbrella_MasterUmbrella_Master Join Date: 2002-07-12 Member: 915Members Posts: 71
    "Im cold, and wolves are chasing me...( howwwwwwwwwl! ) "  - Grandpa Simpson

    Oh and yes, Adult Swim does rock tha hizzouse!  I love Sea Lab 2021..

    "If you dont want me to eat you...say something..."  -Captain
    user posted image
    -Umbrella Master-
  • FreemantleFreemantle Join Date: 2002-06-16 Member: 783Members Posts: 907
    The Ultimate

    "I am smart! I am smart! S-M-R-T! I mean - S-M-A-R-T"
    -homer simpson

    or perhaps

    <Moe>"I got this deepfryer from the army surplus. It can deepfry a whole buffalo in three seconds"
    <Barney>"Three seconds!?! But I want it now!"
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members Posts: 10,501
    Quote
    Hello Supernintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!
    QUOTE (MOOtant @ Sep 21 2012, 11:06 AM) »
    What is wrong with being a racist?

  • RhoadsToNowhereRhoadsToNowhere i r 8 Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 33Members Posts: 1,625
    Definitely my favorite quote, but my memory's a bit foggy so I'll probably screw it up:

    Shopkeeper: This doll is cursed.
    Homer: That's bad.
    Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
    Homer: That's good!
    Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
    Homer: That's bad.
    Shopkeeper: But it also comes with free toppings!
    Homer: That's good!
    Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
    Homer: ...
    Shopkeeper: That's bad.
    Homer: Oh.
  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Posts: 2,262 Auto Verified
    Construction worker with lisp: "Oh, theres a spark in your hair!"

    Construcion worker with lisp twirling around, flailing arms: "Oh, get it out!  Get it out!"
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    MonsieurEvil: Silverfox is back... and he's going to make you his *****!
    MonsieurEvil: "Leader, might thee grant me a Grenade Launcher?"
  • SpoogeSpooge Thunderbolt missile in your cheerios Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 67Members Posts: 1,531 Auto Verified
    Homer:  LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!



    Think about it.
  • GhostfaceKillahGhostfaceKillah Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1438Members Posts: 150
    Ralph: Hello Supernintendo Chalmers! I'm learndin
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    ^^ Sig made by GhostfaceKillah ^^ Thx me!^^
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester Posts: 1,442
    "Must, kill, Moe...WHEEEEE!, Must, Kill, Moe....WHEEEEEE!, Must, Kill, Moe"
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    Snidely - I have to wonder, though, why anyone would want to nick some cow testes.
    "The supersoldier is almost ready. We just need to slap some more bovine genitals on him, and we're good to go."
  • TenebraeTenebrae Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1321Members Posts: 157
    Homers Brain: Now look sad and say D'oh.
    Homer:[quietly] D'oh.
    Member of the #SAS#
    Would you like a can of Whoop@$$ or a dose of reality?

  • Relic25Relic25 Pixel Punk Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 39Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Posts: 1,593
    "....ho boy.  Thaaat monkey is going to pay." - Prof. Frink
  • NecroticNecrotic Big Girl&#39;s Blouse Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 53Members, NS1 Playtester Posts: 1,442
    heehee relic "proffesor frink professor frink he'll make you laugh he'll make you think and then the, thing...with the ohhhh boy, that monkeys gonna pay"
    Best. Song. Ever

    :D
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    Snidely - I have to wonder, though, why anyone would want to nick some cow testes.
    "The supersoldier is almost ready. We just need to slap some more bovine genitals on him, and we're good to go."
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members Posts: 3,119
    "shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q tip"

    "Here are your messages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube"
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    "They're not in the jungle. They ARE the jungle."

    <Venmoch|NUB> I can see I now have a reputation for the guy that knows about tentacle rape
  • SkriftSkrift Join Date: 2002-09-25 Member: 1329Members Posts: 247
    Homer in the phone with Marge, stoned: "Marge, I just realised that I am the "OW" of the word "NOW". *shaking fist* And if you tell anyone!"
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization Posts: 3,552
    "There speedholes, they make the car got err... faster"
  • WaffleSpoonWaffleSpoon Join Date: 2002-01-30 Member: 133Members Posts: 293
    Homer: "Well if you dont like it, go to russia"

    Homer: "BONGOHEEAAAAD, hugh, ha, hubbadubba hagablabanga hubblia dun dun ga"

    Homer: "aawww marge, u know that ever since we gave away those greyhounds the only thing that cheers me up is banging this lightbulb"

    Mr.Burns: "I will slap you...ugh...ggghh...smitters, slap him!"
    Homepage: http://hem.bredband.net/leveldes/

    I'm perfectly flawed
  • MonklaMonkla Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1458Members Posts: 87
    Homer: this is the worst pain ever!

    Homers brain of flanders: its like im wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.

    Homer: stupid sexy flanders.
    I am the lord of the DANCE
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation Posts: 976 Auto Verified
    (In graveyard)
    Marge ''Do you follow my husband around?''
    Hot dog salesman ''Lady, he's putting my kids through college''

    Homer's brain ''Wow, that was the most intelligent thing you've said.....and no-ones around to hear it''
    Homer ''D'oh''

    Homer ''Hmmm, forbidden donut''

    Homer ''Hmmm, something''

    Homer ''Oh, Margey, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation from workey''

    Groundskeeper Willie ''Ack, don't feel bad, I was wrestling wolfs while you were still at ye' mother's teat''

    Mr Burns ''So, what your saying, is that I'm indestructable?''
    Doctor ''Actually, no. Even a slight breeze cou-''
    Mr Burns (not listening) ''Indestructable''

    Nelson ''HaHa''

    Homer ''Those guys sucked. Now I've seen people who suck, but those were the suckiest bunch of suckers who ever sucked.''

    Homer ''How come some of the worst things in the world are named after children? Kidnapping, child abuse''
    Bart ''What about adultery?''
    Homer (smiling) ''Not until your older son''

    Problem with Simpsons is that theres so many qoutes, you think of one, and another pops in your head, and you still end up forgetting the best.
    QUOTE(NeonSpyder @ Feb 2 2005, 02:18 AM)
    Oh god, mental image of DOOManiac molesting a cheeseburger, oh god, I'm going to die. This is what dying feels like... like pain. Pain with teeth.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver Posts: 4,371 mod
    "The coroner?! I'm so sick of that guy.
    Well, see you in the operating place!"
    -Dr. Nick Riveria

    "You can donce, you can donce,
    everybody can look at your.. uh... ponce?"
    -Homer 'NS' Simpson

    --Scythe--
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    "Show me an operation that is running smoothly and I'll show you someone who's covering up mistakes. Real boats rock." - Frank Herbert
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  • DramavianDramavian Join Date: 2002-09-29 Member: 1377Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow Posts: 67
    Homer: "No beer andno TV makes Homer something something.."
    Marge: "Go crazy...?"
    Homer: "Dont Mind if i do!!!! SIAJFASJKF! e-o-e-o!" (etc)
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    ^ Worst. Clan Member. Ever.

    user posted image Proud to be supporting ongoing development of Natural-Selection.
  • Bob_the_AlienBob_the_Alien Join Date: 2002-01-30 Member: 135Members Posts: 535
    best line ever,

    THE GOGLES THEY DO NOTHING! <while in pit of nuclear waste, maybe acid>
    Current alias:
    None. I think I finally retired?

    Past alias:
    [ReD]Fade, [ESR]Medkit, Lycanthrope, /WD/[slick], [DFA]Guardian, Screaming Willy
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members Posts: 10,501
    Quote (GhostfaceKillah @ Oct. 14 2002,19:50)
    Ralph: Hello Supernintendo Chalmers! I'm learndin

    Yah, uh, beat you by about 8 posts.  :p
    QUOTE (MOOtant @ Sep 21 2012, 11:06 AM) »
    What is wrong with being a racist?

  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization Posts: 3,552
    Quote (Bob the Alien @ Oct. 16 2002,10:51)
    best line ever,

    THE GOGLES THEY DO NOTHING! <while in pit of nuclear waste, maybe acid>

    IT BURNS IT BURNS!
  • Sephiroth2kSephiroth2k Join Date: 2002-04-21 Member: 481Members, Constellation Posts: 814
    Quote (Bob the Alien @ Oct. 16 2002,05:51)
    THE GOGLES THEY DO NOTHING! <while in pit of nuclear waste, maybe acid>

    hahahahaha thats great

    "Exactly.... D'oh!" - homer imitating burns
    "Inflammable means flammable!?" - dr. nick
    Homer and Lisa with the robot...
    "Me want beer." - homer
    "I want beer." - robot
    "Awwww the little guy wants a beer!" -homer (pouring beer in robots mouth)
    "Daaad No!" - Lisa
    "I thought he was a party robot!" - homer
    image

    "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" - CONFUCIUS
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Posts: 8,282
    Homer: 'Take that, Flanders!'
    *Shotgun blast*
    Lisa: 'Dad... You killed Zombie Flanders!'
    Homer: 'He was a zombie?'
    msleeper: "I'm not a huge fan of the new CC design. The old one felt like a race car into the future. This one is just a giant steel coffin with a built in TV."

    Chris0132: "Dunno I kinda want my own titanium pneumaytic stabilised doom cubicle. Kinda wish you could upgrade it though so it can stomp around on the hydraulics and shout anti-communist propaganda at the aliens."
  • SuperMunchkinSuperMunchkin Join Date: 2002-09-28 Member: 1364Members Posts: 344
    Mr. Burns: "Smithers! Release... the ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS!"
    Proud member of the Sons of Metal.
    69.56.212.46:27015
    www.sonsofmetal.org
    [SoM]BlindGuardian
    Come play with us.

    "This statement is false."
  • ChromeAngelChromeAngel Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 14Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor Posts: 2,677
    Chief Wigham  : "...and keep away from Doom mountain."
    Dr Colosus : "Awe... All my stuff is there..."
    image - Marines VS Aliens - Public Beta Download
  • MonklaMonkla Join Date: 2002-10-08 Member: 1458Members Posts: 87
    "hellloo, people human fly up here.  c'mon i stayed up all night dyeing my underware"- the human fly

    "they found me in the mens room floor"- barney

    "this enormus women will devour us all"- some guy

    "wow an award trophy....awww its a grammy."-guy
    (throws trophy over railing and hits a guy on the head)
    "hey dont you throw your garbage down here"-other guy

    "wait so your saying i dont need a new muffler"-homer
    I am the lord of the DANCE
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