OH EM GEE COMMANDO! 10LB TOBLERONE!
This present quite frankly deserves it's own thread. IT IS IMMENSE!!! I have No idea what to do with it (other than eat it).
Basically, you know toblerones, the nice Swiss Chocolate bar in a prism shape, well yeah, my brother got me one for Christmas. only...
It was the UBER toblerone. It weighs in at TEN POUNDS (FOUR AND A HALF KILOGRAMS) o.o. I opened it and expected to see lots of regular toblerones.. Oh no. It's just one HUGE FREAKING TOBLERONE o.o.
Each chunk is 2 inches by 5 inches at the base.... It's just obsene.
Attached is a picture showing the magnitude of this toblerone. No, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY BECAUSE IT'S ALL MINE!!! mwahahhahaahhahah!