I was in #naturalselection the other day when we started throwing down some of these. I figgered I'd post a few here and hopefully in a few days we can get a Top 10 list together:
You know you're playing too much NS when:
1) You have the urge to shoot every dog you see.
2) In the zoo at the badger exhibit, you're heard yelling at everyone to "kill the fatty!!!"
3) (Still at the zoo) at the rhino exhibit, you have an overpowering urge to hit "F4".
4) Thinking they might attack you, you avoid fire hydrants.
5) You're overheard saying that the war in Iraq could be over in a week if, "they'd just give the Marines some jetpacks."
6) You stub your toe and call to some unseen person to "drop healthpacks" on you.